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My Story Ideas: With Descriptions
LIST OF IDEA TITLES
Note: most of the titles here are just made up on the spot. New titles may be made when the times come for that. I refuse to force a definite title for them now.
1.Hope Orphanage (This name will probably stay, thought of it a while ago)
2.Incorrect Love (Just thought of name now, will possibly change in the future)
3.Drug Love (Thought name up just now, might change)
4.Disorderly Life (Thought name up now, might change)
5.Variable Senses (Name will probably stay, thought of a while ago)
6.Illegal Breadwinner (Thought up now, might change)
7.Indefinite Consciousness (Thought up now, might change)
Before I go into anything, allow me to describe a certain setting that is used in many of these stories, and probably in other future ideas.
I don't have a name for it, but it's just a dystopian Earth set a few hundred years from now (2000s). A lot of government corruption, a lot of anarchy, such and such.
NOW FOR TH
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Literature
My Story Ideas
Note: most of the titles here are just made up on the spot. New titles may be made when the times come for that. I refuse to force a definite title for them now.
1. Hope Orphanage (This name will probably stay, thought of it a while ago)
2. Incorrect Love (Just thought of name now, will possibly change in the future)
3. Drug Love (Thought name up just now, might change)
4. Disorderly Life (Thought name up now, might change)
5. Variable Senses (Name will probably stay, thought of a while ago)
6. Illegal Breadwinner (Thought up now, might change)
7. Indefinite Consciousness (Thought up now, might change)
I have many other vague ideas, or themes that I want to explore, but those lack a definite story.
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Human or Thing
Homura
You point your gun at this being which you deem as "evil"
What is this "evil" being though?
What is accomplished by pointing your gun at it?
You may vent emotions, but that is all.
You may waste bullets, but that is all.
Do you point your gun at the gaping maw of quicksand?
You point your gun to avenge your friend
Who was consumed by it
But nothing comes out of this
This being may feel as though it is human
But it is far from.
Call it evil all you please.
Point your gun all you please.
But heed my question.
Does pointing your gun at quicksand kill it's "evil"?
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Literature
Taking Responsibility
I just won a match in Call of duty, my favourite computer game. Then I remember that mom told me to load the dishes while they were out. Why can't she just do it? It's not that hard, I don't get why she makes me do it. I'm obviously pre-occupied with something, as she saw when she so kindly pranced down the stairs, interrupting my game, making me die, ruining my record kill streak, babbling on about me being a lazy mooch... Who does she think she is?
No, no, she must have a reason for this. She is a smart person, I know that much. I suppose she has a point about getting a job, and NOT getting fired from all of them. Now I feel pathetic, thanks mom. It's not like I TRY to get fired from them. I just can't handle all the work that they expect me to do. It's like they're trying to get me fired for their own amusement!
No, no, that's stupid. They just want to pick up their businesses, hoping that I'd save them (ha, like that's gonna happen). The other employees are just lazy, get them to p
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Afterlife
The afterlife is an infinite,
It has endless possibilities,
Which path will you chose?
Is your mind set on one way,
Are you remaining open,
Or do you just not care?
Whichever decision made,
There is one thing definite,
That death is inevitable?
You may think as such,
But that is incorrect,
For it is that we live.
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Fog
Fog, She blinds your eyes
From the beauty of the world;
However, She creates a new,
Profound beauty, for the ignorant.
She prevents the cats
From fulfilling their curiosity
of the immediate world,
As they need not know.
The cats can live happily
With their special cat food,
And their warm, refreshing milk,
And their loving owners.
The cats remain curious, though,
And will continue their search
For new, exciting things,
Despite Her authoritative blind.
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I Hate list
MY HATER LIST.
- I hate people who disregard things that are obviously real (scientific and such), and insult those who don't believe in their own reality (all humans having a hidden physical third eye that gives them supernatural powers).
- I hate niggers and any other race equivalent (not black people in general, read the description before you rage and call me racist).
- I hate textbook work from school, usually anyway.
- I hate it when I wear my headphones for too long, and I just get irritated by most of the things that I normally find to be relevant to my interests. I think that's due to lack of oxygen coming in from the ears to the brain or something, I can't remember exactly.
- I hate that I always lose or forget things (objects, specifically, but also mental things and such).
- I hate how imperfect the brain is (though I also love the brain in general)
- I hate not having money
- I hate having flimzy headphones that break easily (using ducked tape or super glue to fix them, de
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Oskar Jensen
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Canada
I do shit on the computer. I have a very interesting life, trust me.

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Favourite genre of music: Dubstep, hardcore/speedcore/lolicore, electronic in general, also some metal, soundtrack too.
Favourite style of art: Anime
Operating System: Windows Vista
Wallpaper of choice: Anime characters (most frequently female)
Favourite cartoon/anime characters: Nagato Yuki, Kyuubey (yes, I went there), all magical girls from Madoka Magica, Haruhi Suzumiya, Konata Izumi, Rin Tezuka, Squid Girl, Horo/Holo
Personal Quote: Shit happens.
Interests
Stolen from :iconfoxfire5634:

1. Do you sleep in your bra?
Yes. I need to keep my titties contained while I sleep.

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Nah

4. Do you enjoy drama?
Drama stories, sometimes. IRL drama, only if it's hilarious to look at from an objective point of view.

5. Are you a girly-girl?
Yeah.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My genitalia.

8. Are you short?
Nah, quite tall for a woman.

9. Do you like somebody?
Not in particular.

10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
Yes. I mean, no, that would be embarrassing, shut up idiot

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Only if I can smell them from far enough away. Usually I don't wear them though.

12. Do you think you're alone sometimes?
I spend a lot of time in my room alone. But genuine feeling of loneliness, sometimes happens.

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
I was a rastafarian the halloween before last. Didn't dress up last time I don't think.

14. Are you double jointed?
no

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
In my closet. I eventually came out though, I felt really good about myself.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
I have.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
iunno, maybe.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
only famous smart/important people like Obama and Einstein, that kinda shit.

19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
All of them.

20. Check those that apply:
[ ] I do wear make up.
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater. (Almost cried a couple times while watching anime, but not at a theater)
[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy attractive.
[/] I like death/grind/black metal. (Only a few bands, otherwise not all that much)
[ ] I like rap.
[x] I like techno dubstep. (If techno encompasses hardcore techno and its various assortment of subgenres, then fuck yes. Also dubstep is a go.)
[ ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse or a large bag.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[/] I get bored watching football. (sorta boring usually, but sometimes it's somewhat interesting to watch sports)
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Guys are confusing. (lol what the fuck does that shit work amirite?)

22. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys/girls?
Both work.

23. Are you currently frustrated with a girl/boy?
lol sexually frustrated, why is that such a hilarious term? It's like someone being frustrated over a puzzle, but that puzzle is their sexuality. But no.

24. What's one thing guys/girls can do to make you like them?
I guess, like, laid back, into shit that I enjoy, like anime and various things associated with it, electronic music, minecraft, etc. Otherwise no biggy.

25. Do you have a best friend?
I dunno about a BEST BEST friend, but like, a handful of close friends

26. Have you ever had your heart broken?
No, otherwise I'd either need intense surgery or I'd die (HAHAHAHA FUCK I'M HILARIOUS)

27. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Yeah. My titties aren't big enough.

28. Do you like your life?
I'm fairly content with it. It is how it is, I can live with it.

29. Where did you go?
I took a piss and made myself a sammich half an hour ago. I'm back now though, don't worry.

30. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boy/girlfriend from you?
lol no

31. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
nah, I'm too hot for clothing near a pool. I expose my body to the world, so such an event would never happen.

32. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I guess more boys, but after thinking about it, it's a pretty close draw.

33. How long have you had a Facebook and DeviantArt?
About 3 years.

34. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
I've slapped some of my friends and my brothers on the face.

35. What are your biggest fears?
I guess heights and my cat's belly.

36. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Nope.

37. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yeah.

38. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
Not in the sense of stereotyping all who "cheat". I do think those who cheat are generally more likely to cheat in the future though. But you know, people changing and shit.

39. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
No. I am a cynical cunt.

40. Do you ever wish you were famous?
I guess, like, having more than 100 views on my good youtube videos would be nice, but otherwise not really. Especially not to the point of paparotze being a problem, I don't know how the fuck to spell that.

41. Are you currently missing someone?
Usually that's the case to some degree.

42. Cowboy or Gangster?
Iunno, depends. Not particular about either.

43. Preppy or Punk?
Preppy.

44. Face or Body?
Titties.

45. Good cook or take you out a lot?
Cooking. It's sexy when he I mean she cooks naked fuck you.

46. Sweet or sexy?
Depends.

47. Armani or Abercrombie?
Armani for sure. Shit makes me beautiful.

48. Contacts or glasses?
Glasses are pretty cool.
  • Listening to: hardcore rave music and shit
  • Reading: nothing at the moment
  • Watching: Baka to Test, shit's hilarious.
  • Playing: Minecraft, 2hu Project, osu!q
  • Eating: Sandwich with somewhat obscure form of cheese
  • Drinking: Water in a giant Slurpee travel cup thing

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