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Oskar Jensen
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
Canada
I do shit on the computer. I have a very interesting life, trust me.

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Favourite genre of music: Dubstep, hardcore/speedcore/lolicore, electronic in general, also some metal, soundtrack too.
Favourite style of art: Anime
Operating System: Windows Vista
Wallpaper of choice: Anime characters (most frequently female)
Favourite cartoon/anime characters: Nagato Yuki, Kyuubey (yes, I went there), all magical girls from Madoka Magica, Haruhi Suzumiya, Konata Izumi, Rin Tezuka, Squid Girl, Horo/Holo
Personal Quote: Shit happens.
Interests
Stolen from :iconfoxfire5634:

1. Do you sleep in your bra?
Yes. I need to keep my titties contained while I sleep.

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Nah

4. Do you enjoy drama?
Drama stories, sometimes. IRL drama, only if it's hilarious to look at from an objective point of view.

5. Are you a girly-girl?
Yeah.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My genitalia.

8. Are you short?
Nah, quite tall for a woman.

9. Do you like somebody?
Not in particular.

10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
Yes. I mean, no, that would be embarrassing, shut up idiot

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Only if I can smell them from far enough away. Usually I don't wear them though.

12. Do you think you're alone sometimes?
I spend a lot of time in my room alone. But genuine feeling of loneliness, sometimes happens.

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
I was a rastafarian the halloween before last. Didn't dress up last time I don't think.

14. Are you double jointed?
no

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
In my closet. I eventually came out though, I felt really good about myself.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
I have.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
iunno, maybe.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
only famous smart/important people like Obama and Einstein, that kinda shit.

19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
All of them.

20. Check those that apply:
[ ] I do wear make up.
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater. (Almost cried a couple times while watching anime, but not at a theater)
[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy attractive.
[/] I like death/grind/black metal. (Only a few bands, otherwise not all that much)
[ ] I like rap.
[x] I like techno dubstep. (If techno encompasses hardcore techno and its various assortment of subgenres, then fuck yes. Also dubstep is a go.)
[ ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse or a large bag.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[/] I get bored watching football. (sorta boring usually, but sometimes it's somewhat interesting to watch sports)
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Guys are confusing. (lol what the fuck does that shit work amirite?)

22. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys/girls?
Both work.

23. Are you currently frustrated with a girl/boy?
lol sexually frustrated, why is that such a hilarious term? It's like someone being frustrated over a puzzle, but that puzzle is their sexuality. But no.

24. What's one thing guys/girls can do to make you like them?
I guess, like, laid back, into shit that I enjoy, like anime and various things associated with it, electronic music, minecraft, etc. Otherwise no biggy.

25. Do you have a best friend?
I dunno about a BEST BEST friend, but like, a handful of close friends

26. Have you ever had your heart broken?
No, otherwise I'd either need intense surgery or I'd die (HAHAHAHA FUCK I'M HILARIOUS)

27. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Yeah. My titties aren't big enough.

28. Do you like your life?
I'm fairly content with it. It is how it is, I can live with it.

29. Where did you go?
I took a piss and made myself a sammich half an hour ago. I'm back now though, don't worry.

30. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boy/girlfriend from you?
lol no

31. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
nah, I'm too hot for clothing near a pool. I expose my body to the world, so such an event would never happen.

32. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I guess more boys, but after thinking about it, it's a pretty close draw.

33. How long have you had a Facebook and DeviantArt?
About 3 years.

34. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
I've slapped some of my friends and my brothers on the face.

35. What are your biggest fears?
I guess heights and my cat's belly.

36. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Nope.

37. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yeah.

38. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
Not in the sense of stereotyping all who "cheat". I do think those who cheat are generally more likely to cheat in the future though. But you know, people changing and shit.

39. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
No. I am a cynical cunt.

40. Do you ever wish you were famous?
I guess, like, having more than 100 views on my good youtube videos would be nice, but otherwise not really. Especially not to the point of paparotze being a problem, I don't know how the fuck to spell that.

41. Are you currently missing someone?
Usually that's the case to some degree.

42. Cowboy or Gangster?
Iunno, depends. Not particular about either.

43. Preppy or Punk?
Preppy.

44. Face or Body?
Titties.

45. Good cook or take you out a lot?
Cooking. It's sexy when he I mean she cooks naked fuck you.

46. Sweet or sexy?
Depends.

47. Armani or Abercrombie?
Armani for sure. Shit makes me beautiful.

48. Contacts or glasses?
Glasses are pretty cool.
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: hardcore rave music and shit
  • Reading: nothing at the moment
  • Watching: Baka to Test, shit's hilarious.
  • Playing: Minecraft, 2hu Project, osu!q
  • Eating: Sandwich with somewhat obscure form of cheese
  • Drinking: Water in a giant Slurpee travel cup thing

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Ayaneria Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the faves :)
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Thanks a lot for the :+fav: :thanks:
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Many thanks for the fav! +fav :D (Big Grin) 
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Thanks for the :+fav: in my [Happy New Year 2014] :)
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thanks for the watch!
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yo u crazy git, u still on here :D
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not very active,  but yup
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gdgd how u been bro ?
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